Coversation I had with a kid who was checking out at my store

  • Kid: Hey I have a half dollar will you take it?
  • Me: What?
  • Kid: Yeah it's kinda cut in half but you gotta take it and give me a normal one
  • Me: I don't think I gotta do that!
  • Me: I don't think I CAN do that!
  • Kid: Come on the banks do it
  • Me: This isn't a bank!
  • Kid: Come on do it
  • Me: I'm not doing it
  • Kid's friend: Do it
  • Me: No!
  • Kid: *does Jedi mind control wave* you want to take this half dollar
  • Me: You're not a Jedi shut up
  • Kid and his friend: *does hand wave at same time* you WILL take this half dollar
  • Me: No I won't shut up
  • Kid: Do it for the Vine
  • Me: No get out!
  • Kid: If we dance for you will you do it?
  • Me: No
  • Kid and friend: *dances anyways"
  • Me: This is the worst you're the worst

the Simpsons marathon has opened everyone up to the quotes of the show all over again, so now even MORE people are quoting it.

but I didn’t even watch any of the marathon so fuck me I guess

BUT OH HEY ALL THE NEW KAMEN RIDER DRIVE INFO WE GOT IS SUPER GOOD

If the music from the teaser we got is anything like the general tone of music we’re gonna have in the show THEN IM FUCKIN HYPE

Also I like the character descriptions a fuck ton, and I especially like that shinnosuke is super lazy at his job when he’s just doing normal cop stuff.

pretty much today was the pits, and this weekend’s gonna be the pits cuz I’m gonna be without internet for the whole weekend

u know i’m always looking out for u rad how was work today btw

you da best. Also it was pretty shit. slightly worse than yesterday. legs hurt even more. the boss I super like is going on leave cuz her dad has cancer so that makes me sad and now I’m stuck with all the not great bosses.

Also everything that kinda could go wrong today did.
BUT HEY
AT LEAST I…
ONLY…
have to get up at 5 and work from 6 am to 12 tomorrow…FUCK